Lou Wall - Where Are All The Tall Grandmas?

Where Are All the Tall Grandmas? Be honest, you’ve never seen one have you? So where the f*ck are they? Do they shrink? Die young? Are short kings eating them!? Or perhaps they are thriving in an underground society, gathering each night by candlelight to uphold the sacred sanctity of the towering matriarch . Lou Wall is not saying that Tall Grandmas are the Illuminati … but they’re also not saying they’re not. In this hilariously unhinged new hour, Wall dives head first into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere - a comedic investigation into height, heritage and what it truly means to live large. “Wall is a comedy whirlwind.” New York Times, 2025 Nominee – Melbourne Comedy Festival Award 2025

DOORS: 7PM
SPACE: THE RECHABITE HALL

AGE SUITABILITY: 15+ (Accompanied by Parent/Guardian)*

CW: Coarse Language

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ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE. We honour the Whadjuk Noongar people as the traditional custodians of the land on which we live, work and play and offer our respect to Elders past, present and future.

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